If anyone has ever had Hemorrhoids, you know that it’s obvious that someone is in pain, especially while sitting (I can’t stay sitting for more than 5 minutes!)

I just went to the Emergency Room, and it’s a pretty bad case. I’m taking care of it, but in the meantime, I want to get out of school without everyone knowing I have hemorrhoids (for obvious reasons). Any way I could explain my absence and my pain to them?

(I’m basically asking for a cover story, here. )

I would think it’s none of their business but I also realize there is a completely different set of social rules in high school. Tell them you cracked your tailbone and can’t sit for long periods of time.

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